I was looking for cheese and ham. The dialogue was roughly as follows:
Me (shivering): "Hi there, Pablo. How's it going?"
Pablo (helpful shop assistant): "Very well, very well. You are cold, I think!"
Me: "Yeah. The novelty of this weather's wearing off. Mind you, when I was a lad all winters were like this."
Lady shopper: (Asian, wearing headscarf): "Yes, that's what my parents say. They go, 'When we came here 40 years ago every winter was this way'."
Me: "Too right. Youngsters today, they don't know they're born. Why, in my day... (trails off into codger-ish ultra-tedium)
And that was on Monday, before the snow. (I made up that last line, by the way).
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