Laugh Of The Day (1)

The three main candidates appeared on BBC London's Breakfast programme this morning. The press office has sent me the following account:

"Policy turned to pants after presenters Jo Good and Paul Ross asked them all if they would be wearing a favourite lucky pair to pull in the extra votes. Ken said: 'No, no, I’m gonna get up tomorrow and run manically all over London reminding people to vote…'But you will be wearing pants tomorrow Ken?' asked Paul Ross

'I definitely will be wearing pants tomorrow and this is as far as we’re going into my private life.' Ken chuckled.

When Brian Paddick was asked the same question, after containing his laughter, he roared, 'All my pants are lucky.'

As for Boris he replied: 'Well if I had such a thing I might. But he went on to confess he does have some superstitions, “When I go for a run, which I do virtually every morning, very slowly, I tend to make sure that I touch….I tend to whack certain posts along the way. I do get a bit obsessive compulsive about it and I have to whack the right ones, in the right order!'"

Make of all that exactly what you will...

Comments

[angela]

So nobody is going commando?

[Dave Hill]

Only Barnbrook, I expect.