Johnson The Columnist

Who's had their collar felt over Iraq?

"Is it Blair, brought to book after the Commons failed to impeach him? Is it Alastair Campbell, unrepentant sexer-up of the dodgy dossier? No, my friends, we are not so lucky. None of the major players is going to be arraigned for the Iraq disaster, and the long arm of the law is instead reaching out - incredibly - for me."

Yes, it's the return of the case of the cigar case. Thanks updating us. Boris. Spend the five grand wisely.