Lo, the Ghastly One did once more invade Thought For The Day with her condescending manner, excruciating egomania and Christian Right message thinly disguised as a religious reflection. And we were sore afraid. For it doth seems that the programme's editors hath failed to grasp that the supposed neutrality of this God Spot is despoiled every time the Ghastly One doth, er, spake in it.
Moreover, and verily - OK, I'm losing the lingo here but I've got to run out for some cat food in a bit - these same editors have failed to accept that Thought For The Day should cease to be a space for neutrality at all or for religious voices alone, and should be transformed into a platform for open partisanship from all parts of the cultural and political kaleidoscope, including that practised with such un-Christian immodesty by the unbearable Anne Atkins, for that be the Ghastly One's name.
And so it was written. Amen.