Thrusting Commentary

Mr Chipen Dale:

"I’ve had it on good authority that the Romanians have a hard time understanding our art and culture. You can hardly blame them. I seem to be the only person who thinks that Banksy is overrated. I had to stop Gabby running off this morning with a pot of white paint. She had the misguided intention of painting a large mural of my loins on the end of the Post Office. I hardly had the nerve to tell her that the wall was simply too small for a task of that size."

And soon he's defending Bryan Ferry, deconstructing the media and unpacking Cho Seung-Hui, and all with barely a stitch on. Impressed? Swooning, even? You will be.

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[Big Chip Dale]

Thanks for picking up my rant, Dave.

Can I just add that I'm available for hen nights and literary festivals.